Monday, April 16, 2007

Saturday, April 14, 2007

New February Holiday

Winnipeg Free Press web poll on Saturday, April 14, 2007:
What should Manitoba's new February stat holiday be called?
  • Family Day
  • Firefighters Day
  • Flag Day
  • Heritage Day
  • Other

How about Lazy Day? How about Unproductive Day? How about I Think I Should Get Paid for Watching Oprah Day? How about Remember How Hard Our Forefathers Worked to Give Us This Cushy Lifestyle Day?

I think the last one's the best. Everyone could go work in a manufacturing plant or on a farm doing manual labour for 16 hours. Then maybe people will realize that they don't really need a holiday every month from their oh so back-breaking desk job.